Praise Obama!

As this year winds to a close, I think that a word or two about what we are thankful for and looking so much forward to in the New Year is in order;

First, I would say that we are all thankful for the takeover of congress by the Democrats in 2007 and the fine work they have done since that time for not only National Security, but the Economy and Social issues, remembering always, it is Congress that holds the purse strings, no one else. I look forward in the new year to a renewed and invigorated unbridled spending spree by the left and the general gerrymandering of the national vote! God bless the Dem’s each and every one! Praise Obama!

Second, I am sure that all of you will join me in thanks giving for the way that Democrats were so deftly able to “readjust” and otherwise make all housing prices more affordable (yours and mine included) for those that really couldn’t pay a mortgage! I am sure that, like me, you are more than pleased that you are able to transfer some of your underserved wealth to those that really need it and should have had it in the first place. I feel oh so purified now! Praise Obama!

Third, I would like to thank God that the Congress of the United States knows what is best for me and will hold my hand and never, ever, let me fall! I for one would not want my highs to be too high, nor my lows to be to low. It does after all, take a village. I am ever so pleased (and I know that you are too) of how, despite the ignorant and childish reaction of the American People to Universal Socialist Health Care, the Congress in its wisdom has saved us from our ignorant selves! Praise Obama!

Fourth, I would like to give thanks for The Great Uniter himself…. Obama!!! I am beyond words at his ability to bring this country together just as he promised us! I am beyond words at his ability to govern all the people and to lead the Democrats to represent all Americans! I am heartened by his outstanding economic skills/knowledge and oratory abilities to produce a true wonder called a “jobless recovery”! This is truly a marvel and up until this point, was considered (like the Unicorn) a myth! I know that you, like myself, wake up every day and feel an overwhelming need to bow towards D.C. and sing praises for Obama and the selfless Federal Government that keeps such a benevolent, nay, parent-like eye upon us and our safety, and I know that over 17% of us have plenty of time to do so! Praise Obama!

Finally, I will like to say that I, like you, am looking forward to turning my home and other undeserved “ill gotten gains” over to those more in need, and who could be better than our benevolent Congress and our Blessed Obama at redistributing those items! Heavens, I would not like to think that as a hard working middle class guy I didn't have any "skin in the game", not like a neighborhood organizer. Remember, "he will never let you go back to the way things were" (Michelle Obama). 2010 will just be a great year! Praise Obama!